Everything on this page is real - pulled straight from the actual benchmark logs. If you just want the fun part, head back and race one.
Every fly here shares the same real MaleCNS-derived circuit and the same training recipe - the only thing that differs is what its own real 2,500-attempt search actually found.
PicklesMOST CONSISTENT
MeatballHIGHEST & LOWEST
JohnnyBEST ON MEDIUM
FrankRISES WITH HARD
ZiggyMOST AVERAGE
BeansOVERALL LAST PLACEReal scores, pulled straight from the actual benchmark logs. Nothing here is invented.
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Same 6 flies, same shared starting checkpoint, run against three different difficulty settings - 2,500 real attempts per fly, per difficulty. All three are complete, real, recorded results.
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Every number below is from an actual logged run - including the ones that make the story messier, not cleaner.
Letting a wider slice of the winning fly's brain keep learning produced a real +50% jump on Hard. Opening it even wider didn't taper off gently - it fell straight back to +0%. Same trick, tried on Medium and Easy: nothing.
The single best real score in one seed's search was hit exactly once across more than 6,000 real exploratory attempts. A genuine needle in a haystack - most attempts landed nowhere close.
Smaller real gaps, a faster real current, and snappier real steering all stack in the same direction on Hard - measured in the actual physics, not assumed. No hidden advantage cancels it out.
Meatball posted the single highest score of the entire 45,000-attempt benchmark - and, on a different difficulty, a flat real zero. Extreme highs and extreme lows, same brain.
| Does the "wider brain" trick generalize? | Start | Result | Change |
|---|---|---|---|
| Hard (Pickles) | 9,620 | 14,420 | +50% |
| Medium (Pickles) | 6,880 | 6,880 | +0% |
| Easy (Meatball) | 13,930 | 13,930 | +0% |
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